H2DN Special Event: Conference Draft

April 14, 2007

A constant discussion in the offseason is how to best reorganize the conferences. “Notre Dame should join a conference.” “The Big Ten should get a 12th team and get a conference championship game.” “[Insert conference here] should get rid of any shitty private school like Northwestern, Vanderbilt, or USC.”

To help pass the time we decided to set up a draft to create 7 elite conferences in D-1A. Read the rest of this entry »


Cloning in the NCAA? An Editorial

April 10, 2007

Every year, across all colleges, both powerhouses and the middist of the midmajors, athletes that love to play football perform amazing feats of strength, dexterity, and endurance that captivate fans all across America. Names like Reggie Bush, Vince Young, Antonio Pittman, and Paul Posluszny provide hours of highlight reel footage. Read the rest of this entry »


College Football Rumor Mill

April 9, 2007

The Rumor Mill returns this week with several juicy scoops. Is Nick Saban ready to jump ship to the Maize and Blue? Bulldogs blue balled? Denim Menace? And John L. Smith’s heart ripped a flunder, all in this week’s dish. Read the rest of this entry »


Louisiana-Lafayette Begins Pursuit of Carr

April 6, 2007

Michigan coach Lloyd Carr has been in the hot seat for the past several years for winning everything in sight except five out of the last six bowl games and, more importantly, five out of the last six games against Ohio State. As fans legion against Carr, the embattled coach and his agent are preparing for life after Ann Arbor. Read the rest of this entry »


Prospect Watch: Class of 2021

April 3, 2007

Now that the Class of 2007 has been finalized and the teams have been graded some of the more “reputable” and “serious” sites have moved on to studying the best high school seniors of the 2007 season and even some juniors to watch for 2008.

Here at H2DN, however, we like to stay ahead of the curve. That’s why we are proud to present the first installment of our Class of 2021 Prospect Watch. We have the exclusive inside scoop on these players who are certain to be on the radars of coaches in 14 years. Read the rest of this entry »


I said “polling” the electorate…

April 1, 2007

Recently readers of rivals.com may have noticed ads appearing on that site from the campaign of Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani. This is really not a surprising move considering the ancient ties between college football and American presidents. A young Ronald Reagan made a documentary about Notre Dame football. Years before serving as president, Gerald Ford was tripping over defensive tackles as an All-American center at Michigan.

Following Giuliani’s lead, H2DN has learned that several other presidential hopefuls are adopting their own strategies to gain the support of college football fans:

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On The Recruiting Trail: Special Guest Angelina Jolie

March 28, 2007

Poverty-stricken Noel Devine

This is Noel Devine, a poverty-stricken young man from the ghettos of North Fort Meyers. He holds the high-school rushing records for both yardage and touchdowns for Lee County, and with your illegal booster donations to Noel, you can help recruit him for mere thousands of dollars a day.

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Your Team’s Recruits Suck

March 25, 2007

Starting an annual tradition here at Hell 2 Da Naw, we have graded every team’s 2007 recruiting class. After weeks of careful deliberation, here are our top five recruiting classes.

1. Illinois. Everyone knows that Ron Zook single handedly won Florida the national championship. The only thing holding back Juice Williams in 2006 was his supporting cast, so to that end, the Zooker single-handedly willed two of his receivers to commit felony burglary charges in order to open more scholarships. Another brilliant maneuver by the master strategist. Read the rest of this entry »