Your Team’s Recruits Suck

March 25, 2007

Starting an annual tradition here at Hell 2 Da Naw, we have graded every team’s 2007 recruiting class. After weeks of careful deliberation, here are our top five recruiting classes.

1. Illinois. Everyone knows that Ron Zook single handedly won Florida the national championship. The only thing holding back Juice Williams in 2006 was his supporting cast, so to that end, the Zooker single-handedly willed two of his receivers to commit felony burglary charges in order to open more scholarships. Another brilliant maneuver by the master strategist. Read the rest of this entry »