August 27, 2007
There’s something rotten in State College, and we’re not talking about Grandpa Joe’s dentures.
They’ve long known in Nittany-ville that the referees are biased against the Nittany Lions. All throughout 2006, Joe Paterno was eying the Alamo Bowl as he does his pile of Betty Page papyri every night. Alas, ’twas not meant to be. The evil Big Ten commissioner’s office, run by the tight knit Ohio State/Michigan cartel, in an act frighteningly akin to rape, brutally forced Penn State to play in Tampa instead.
Paterno exhales following his daily session in the hyperbaric chamber.
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Posted by bleedscarlet
May 7, 2007
For those of you not in the know, the Fulmer Cup is an offseason award handed out by EDSBS to the team that spends its free time in the most productive ways. After compiling the all-time Fulmer Cup scoreboard, it became clear to us at H2DN that several schools are shockingly scoreless.
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Posted by Tomek
April 27, 2007
Editor’s Note: On the eve of the NFL Draft, H2DN presents the Third Round of our Conference Draft, as we attempt to reorganize D-1A Football. Stay tuned for more in the coming weeks!
Intro/saves
Round One Two
1 (15) ACC: I felt like I should take another ACC team here, and 
Georgia Tech is a solid football team who manages to do fairly well despite Chan Gailey’s best efforts to drive the team into the ground. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted by Shooter McGavin
April 18, 2007
After making our saves, it came time to hold the actual draft to fill out seven twelve-team conferences. The order was based on the final 2006 ranking of the champion of each conference. The first round was held in reverse order, and the rest of the draft proceeded in a serpentine fashion.
Without further ado, let’s get this thing started with the ACC’s first pick: Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted by Shooter McGavin
April 14, 2007
A constant discussion in the offseason is how to best reorganize the conferences. “Notre Dame should join a conference.” “The Big Ten should get a 12th team and get a conference championship game.” “[Insert conference here] should get rid of any shitty private school like Northwestern, Vanderbilt, or USC.”
To help pass the time we decided to set up a draft to create 7 elite conferences in D-1A. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted by Shooter McGavin
April 4, 2007
If H2DN is anything, it isn’t your typical college football blog. We don’t have embedded Youtube videos or breaking news. And that isn’t because we don’t know how to actually embed Youtube videos. Or because we don’t have access to AP newswires or sources speaking on the condition of anonymity. No, it’s because we strive to be unique.
That’s why today’s post is very special to all of us here. We are proving our uniqueness by posting the very first college football Top 10 for 2008. Yes, you heard right. We here at H2DN are working quicker than an EA Sports franchise. We feel that it’s easy to predict the top ten teams in the nation for next year. USC, Florida, Michigan, Texas, Wisconsin, LSU, Ohio State, West Virginia, Georgia, and Arkansas. Boom, done. Where’s the fun in that? It takes people with a special skill, a certain je ne sais quoi to do what we’re doing. To really help our readers out, we have provided them with the world’s most comprehensive, well-written, and literally only Top 10 list for the upcoming upcoming season.
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Posted by settes
March 28, 2007
You know that familiar sound that comes from the stadium as you stagger towards it just as the game starts? Those drums you hear as you’re pissing into the trough during halftime? Those non-Zombie Nation songs that play during the game? That is your marching band. They dress like retards and take up a whole section of seats that are way better than yours. We have taken the time to carefully rank the five worst marching bands in existence.
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Posted by Reggie Rembert
