The Rumor Mill returns this week with several juicy scoops. Is Nick Saban ready to jump ship to the Maize and Blue? Bulldogs blue balled? Denim Menace? And John L. Smith’s heart ripped a flunder, all in this week’s dish. Read the rest of this entry »
College Football Rumor Mill
April 9, 2007
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Posted by bs
The Dog Days: Reveille VII Speaks Out
April 6, 2007
Is this what my life has come to? I’m in my late forties (in dog years, of course), single, and I spend all my time surrounded by men who want nothing from me sexually (Except for that one weird looking fat guy). I’m a fag hag. No self respecting woman wants to be that. My girlfriends know what I’m talking about. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted by Shooter McGavin
Mailbag
March 29, 2007Dear Hell 2 Da Naw,
I come reporting terrible news. Rice University’s football games are simply out of control. Their fans’ rowdiness, heathenry, and general impiety is so terrifying that I have vowed never to return to their den of sin campus. Now, in my twenty years as a superfan of Big XII powerhouse Baylor, I’ve seen some pretty crazy things, trust me. But nothing could prepare me for the myriad sins of the Owls. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted by bs
The Five Worst College Bands
March 28, 2007You know that familiar sound that comes from the stadium as you stagger towards it just as the game starts? Those drums you hear as you’re pissing into the trough during halftime? Those non-Zombie Nation songs that play during the game? That is your marching band. They dress like retards and take up a whole section of seats that are way better than yours. We have taken the time to carefully rank the five worst marching bands in existence.
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Posted by Reggie Rembert
Toss Your Cookies…or Anything Else for That Matter
March 26, 2007By now, many of you have heard, and even scoffed, at the news that Sam Keller, a newly refurbished model from Arizona State, was attempting to find quality parking in a campus lot when a fine upstanding member of the collegiate community cut Mr. Keller off. This is not appropriate in either parking or drunken groping which, coming from ASU, I’m sure Sam has seen his fair share of. Still, much was made about Keller’s obscenities towards said wench and how he assaulted her vehicle with a deadly Dixie cup.
Sure, you say, a slow news day in Lincoln before spring practice picks up for the Scarlet and Cream, but I think what needs to be addressed here is not the scenario overall, but the action itself. Keller’s throw was actually one you might have seen on a post pattern if, for example, his receivers suddenly all turned into midgets and ran around imitating scenes from 1927 slapstick comedies. Still, the prototype for a brand new drill was born that fateful day. Read the rest of this entry »
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