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I will make the comments available to the people if you have thoughts about Hell2DaNaw get ‘em out, but let me start by saying this: There is a 50/50 split with blame for Hell2DaNaw’s outright choke job.

Let me repeat that for you. Choke job. You want to see the definition of choke in the dictionary, you’ll see Hell2DaNaw. From the very top to Shooter McGavin, to the spammers in the comment. It is an out and out choke job.

Now, let’s play the blame game. Everybody wants to know, “What does Coco13 think? Oh, oh Coco13 must be real upset.” Yeah no really? I am absolutely furious. It’s a 50/50 split on blame. 50% goes to my boy Shooter McGavin. Now, I love Shooter, but I got news for you. I can’t defend you when you post that way. Not all of it’s on this kid.

The rest of Shooter’s staff outta be ashamed of themselves. Ashamed. That is despicable what happened in the second half of that offseason. And I’m not going to call out individual writers. Me saying Shooter didn’t write well is different than calling out different bloggers for choking.

I WAS BUSY SUBMITTING OUR RESULTS TO THE BLOGPOLL. I DID MY JOB. I REGISTERED MY NICKNAME. AND I GOT A BUNCH OF POSTS WRITTEN IN THE OFFSEASON. I DIDN’T CHOKE. I SHOWED UP!

Team: Michigan State Spartans

Location: East Lansing, Michigan

Stadium: Spartan Stadium (Capacity: 75,005)

Coach: Mark Dantonio

2006 Record / Finish: 4-8 (1-7).

2007 H2DN Prediction: 4-8 (1-7).
Top Returners: Javon Ringer (RB), Otis Wiley (FS), SirDarean Adams (Awesome Name, LB)

Biggest Losses: Drew Stanton (QB), Kerry Reed (WR).

ESPN Incessant Talking Point: Probably the largest comeback in NCAA history against Northwestern. Yeah, that’s a pretty safe bet.

Key Offseason Event: Firing of John L. Smith, who for all accounts was a really great guy that the players loved. After no bowl games in 3 years, alumni tend to get restless, and the head coaches are the usual fall guy.

Additional Notes: Shooter needs help! He can’t do it alone! You know what I saw at the end of that month? I saw a kid who had an entire message board on it’s back! And he had the other 22 guys in play, begging him, telling him ‘WE CAN’T DO ANYTHING. HELP US!’ You know what, it’s time for everybody else to step up.

Don’t get it wrong, he ain’t Orson Swindle, and even he had help.

MAKE POSTS! Don’t sit there and pucker! MAKE POSTS! You sit there with your editor with a puppy dog look and say ‘Help us! We don’t know what we’re doing out there!’ MAKE POSTS!

Sax I’m not screwing around this is what I discussed with you. Shut up. It is EVIDENT to me that they can’t write with a lead. It’s the same story. But here’s where the writers are liable. Put the best 11 stories on the blog! Proteus was a bowling ball in the first half, yet Crotch Bat wrote so many posts in the second! It was clear that Big Herm didn’t want any part of him! Proteus was a beast!

I would rather have HR Pufnstuf writing, with Teddy Ruxpin as an assistant. How about giving your writers help in a monsoon, instead of leaving them on an island!

I’m tired. I’m tired of it. I just showed my friends this blog, and I feel awful about it. You know what the worst part is? They don’t have internet in their new place yet, and this is at least the third time they’ve seen this shit.

Fun Fact: I’m tired.