Penn State Spring Game: An Offensive Juggernaut

May 3, 2007

If what they’re doing in the preseason is any indication, Penn State will leave opposing teams battered, bruised, and bloodied. Already, any player on the offensive side has left unsuspecting defenses destroyed, dismantled, and unable to comprehend the destruction that they couldn’t prevent.

They were led in scoring by Anthony Scirrotto, who was tied with Chris Baker in putting up 11 points on a team - no, strike that - a group of people, because clearly the defendants had no organization in the attempt to repel the massacre. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Rite of Spring

May 2, 2007

Back in the times of Stravinsky, people sacrificed to the gods to maintain their benevolence and favor. Similarly, throughout the month of April, college football fans across the country perform highly-structured rituals in hopes of a successful season and bumper harvest in the fall. Whether it’s corn in Nebraska, potatoes in Idaho, or the sweet methamphetamine of the heartland. Read the rest of this entry »

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Toddler at Spring Game Gets JACKED THE FUCK UP

May 1, 2007

Apparently after reading Hell2DaNaw’s Iowa Edition of YouTube Superfans, 4-year-old Caden Thomas felt the need to replicate what he saw on YouTube and in the process was taken down by Colorado State’s George Hill. He needed 30 stitches to close the bleeding gash on his forehead and suffered permanent brain damage, although now he should fit right in with the rest of the fans of Colorado State. (ZING) Read the rest of this entry »

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