STILLWATER, OK - Eccentric billionaire Boone Pickens announced his intentions today to purchase the college football blog Hell 2 Da Naw. This follows on the heels of his announced donations of $100 million to the University of Texas, on the condition that the donations grow to $1 billion over 25 years and that a building there be named after him.
Previously Pickens had made news in the college football world for his generous financial support of the Oklahoma State football program. His donation of $165 million is the single largest gift in the history of the NCAA. He is the namesake of the OSU football stadium.
“After refining the art of the corporate takeover in the oil business, it only seems natural to turn my efforts to the college football blogosphere,” Pickens said in a written statement. “I feel it’s my duty to spread the truth about the glories of the OSU football program, and educate the people regarding the dog-fuckers and trash-tossers that constitute our rivals in the Big XII”
Here at H2DN we are excited about this new partnership. We appreciate the recognition that Mr. Pickens has brought to our site and we look forward to utilizing his resources to increase our coverage of the Big XII. Our attorneys are still negotiating whether we must change the name of the site to “Boone2DaPickens.com”
Go Cowboys!
May 18, 2007 at 2:01 am
Calling bullshit in this post.