I normally have little problem defending my alma mater when it comes to fans’ actions at football games. You see, most of these horror stories come in the form of a message board rant about some guy’s wife being beat up before the game by a 300-pound redneck while he is pelted with batteries and forced to do the truffle shuffle on top of a burning couch. This is obviously bullshit because nobody would ever burn a couch before the game.
Until now, I had a secret weapon on my side while trying to protect my school’s honor: The 5-year Rule. This rule states that no new item shall pass into West Virginia until all other states have had said item for five years. Unfotunately this period has passed for the digital video camera and it has made its way into Morgantown for students to film themselves being assholes before football games.
This video has almost all of the bases covered: Flying objects, a guy trying to fight a girl, Miller High Life, a trailer park in the background, and ugly girls. The only things missing are Kevin Pittsnogle and a coal miner.
May 5, 2007 at 8:34 pm
I wonder how many of those MountainQUEER fans have Insane Clown Posse clothes on under their shirts.
May 7, 2007 at 8:38 am
you can’t wear a t-shirt underneath a wife beater!